Tuesday, March 29, 2022

Doughnuts

Russian Interior Minister VK Plehve, 1903: "What this country needs is a short victorious war to stem the tide of revolution."


Hard to believe how warm it was the week before last! (I opened the windows in my room for the first time since the fall, but re-closing them turned out to be very tough.) Now the cold weather's back...


Last week we made doughnuts with my air fryer.  It takes a while because you have to let the dough rise for an hour, cut it into torus shapes then leave them for another hour before baking them.  The first time we tried making six without the holes, and they weren't completely cooked in the middle.  So we tried it a second time, making eight with holes. (We use a cup to cut the outer circles, a pill capsule for the inner ones.)  But piecing them together was a challenge.  I made chocolate and vanilla glazes, but too much of both, so we bought croissants to add them too.


I think I'll take a new approach the third time.  First roll the dough until you have enough area for three big circles, then cut them out and also cut out and replace the holes.  Then roll it again until you can make the three big circles again, along with the holes.  Then piece the rest together to make two.  And I think baking them at 350 degrees will work better than 375...


For the next Book Club event, I'm reading Longfellow's poems, starting with The Song of Hiawatha. (Then I'll reread Evangeline and The Courtship of Miles Standish and his shorter poems...)


The topic for next month's History Meetup is the Russo-Japanese War, so I'm also reading David Walder's The Short Victorious War:  The Russo-Japanese Conflict 1904-5.  The Russians expected an easy time against the Japanese "monkeys," but got routed instead.  I wonder if the same thing will happen to them in Ukraine just now?  In the meantime, I think we should subject Russia to complete economic isolation before turning to military escalation.  Even if sanctions aren't enough, we need to make sure of that before risking World War III.


At ourtime.com I was speaking to a lady who was close to coming to see me, but she changed her mind because I wasn't tall enough!  Oh well, it's better to be disappointed early...


In the blog where I reprint my diary entries from 15 years ago, I've got to the point where I took a break of almost six months.  So I guess I'll be taking a break on that blog too.

Wednesday, March 09, 2022

THE FRENCH LIEUTENANT'S WOMAN quotes

“Just as you may despise Charles for his overburden of [fossil-hunting] apparatus, you perhaps despise him for his lack of specialization.  But you must remember that natural history had not then the pejorative sense it has today of a flight from reality—and only too often into sentiment….  It is not that amateurs can afford to dabble everywhere; they ought to dabble everywhere, and damn the scientific prigs who try to shut them up in some narrow oubliette.”


“Yet this distance, all those abysses unbridged and then unbridgeable by radio, television, cheap travel and the rest, was not wholly bad.  People knew less of each other, perhaps, but they felt more free of each other, and so were more individual.  The entire world was not for them only a push or a switch away.  Strangers were strange, and sometimes with an exciting, beautiful strangeness.  It may be better for humanity that we should communicate more and more.  But I am a heretic, I think our ancestors’ isolation was like the greater space they enjoyed:  it can only be envied.  The world is only too literally too much with us now.”


“Dr. Grogan was, in fact, as confirmed an old bachelor as Aunt Tranter a spinster. Being Irish, he had to the full that strangely eunuchistic Hibernian ability to flit and flirt and flatter womankind without ever allowing his heart to become entangled.  A dry little kestrel of a man, sharp, almost fierce on occasion, yet easy to unbend when the company was to his taste, he added a pleasant astringency to Lyme society for when he was with you you felt he was always hovering a little, waiting to pounce on any foolishness—and yet, if he liked you, it was always with a tonic wit and the humanity of a man who had lived and learned, after his fashion, to let live.”


“The swift gay crunch of the iron-bound wheels, the slight screech of an insufficiently greased axle, the old affection revived by Mrs. Hawkins, his now certainty of being soon in real possession of this landscape, all this evoked in Charles that ineffable feeling of fortunate destiny and right order which his stay in Lyme had vaguely troubled. This piece of England belonged to him, and he belonged to it; its responsibilities were his, and its prestige, and its centuries-old organization.”


“It is, of course, its essentially schizophrenic outlook on society that makes the middle class such a peculiar mixture of yeast and dough.  We tend nowadays to forget that it has always been the great revolutionary class; we see much more the doughy aspect, the bourgeoisie as the heartland of reaction, the universal insult, forever selfish and conforming.  Now this Janus-like quality derives from the class’s one saving virtue, which is this:  that alone of the three great castes of society it sincerely and habitually despises itself.”


“This tension, then—between lust and renunciation, undying recollection and undying repression, lyrical surrender and tragic duty, between the sordid facts and their noble use—energizes and explains one of the age’s greatest writers [Thomas Hardy]; and beyond him, structures the whole age itself.”


“Milk punch and champagne may not seem a very profound philosophical conclusion to such soul-searching; but they had been perennially prescribed at Cambridge as a solution to all known problems, and though Charles had learned a good deal more about the problems since leaving the university he had not bettered the solution. Fortunately his club, like so many English gentlemen’s clubs, was founded on the very simple and profitable presumption that a man’s student days are his best.  It had all the amenities of a rich college without any of its superfluous irritations (such as dons, deans and examinations). It pandered, in short, to the adolescent in man.  It also provided excellent milk punch.”


“I am infinitely strange to myself.”

“I have felt that too.  It is because we have sinned.  And we cannot believe we have sinned.”


“This—the fact that every Victorian had two minds—is the one piece of equipment we must always take with us on our travels back to the nineteenth century.  It is a schizophrenia seen at its clearest, its most notorious, in the poets I have quoted from so often—in Tennyson, Clough, Arnold, Hardy; but scarcely less clearly in the extraordinary political veerings from Right to Left and back again of men like the younger Mill and Gladstone; in the ubiquitous neuroses and psychosomatic illnesses of intellectuals otherwise as different as Charles Kingsley and Darwin; in the execration at first poured on the Pre-Raphaelites, who tried—or seemed to be trying—to be one-minded about both art and life; in the endless tug-of-war between Liberty and Restraint, Excess and Moderation, Propriety and Conviction, between the principled man’s cry for Universal Education and his terror of Universal Suffrage; transparent also in the mania for editing and revising, so that if we want to know the real Mill or the real Hardy we can learn far more from the deletions and alterations of their autobiographies than from the published versions…  more from correspondence that somehow escaped burning, from private diaries, from the petty detritus of the concealment operation.  Never was the record so completely confused, never a public facade so successfully passed off as the truth on a gullible posterity; and this, I think, makes the best guidebook to the age very possibly Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.  Behind its latterday Gothick lies a very profound and epoch-revealing truth.”


“All through human history the elect have made their cases for election.  But Time allows only one plea….  It is this.  That the elect, whatever the particular grounds they advance for their cause, have introduced a finer and fairer morality into this dark world.  If they fail that test, then they become no more than despots, sultans, mere seekers after their own pleasure and power.  In short, mere victims of their own baser desires.”


“My dear Charles, if you play the Muslim in a world of Puritans, you can expect no other treatment.  I am as fond as the next man of a pretty ankle.  I don’t blame you.  But don’t tell me that the price is not fairly marked.”


“And the other pleasure lay in the Americans themselves.  At first, perhaps, he noticed a certain lack of the finer shades of irony; and he had to surmount one or two embarrassing contretemps when humorously intended remarks were taken at face value.  But there were such compensations… a frankness, a directness of approach, a charming curiosity that accompanied the open hospitality:  a naivety, perhaps, yet with a face that seemed delightfully fresh-complexioned after the farded culture of Europe.”

Tuesday, March 01, 2022

Ukraine

"Fiction usually pretends to conform to the reality:  the writer puts the conflicting wants in the ring and then describes the fight--but in fact fixes the fight, letting that want he himself favors win.  And we judge writers of fiction both by the skill they show in fixing the fights (in other words, in persuading us that they were not fixed) and by the kind of fighter they fix in favor of:  the good one, the tragic one, the evil one, the funny one, and so on"--The French Lieutenant's Woman


What would I do about the Ukraine war?  Personally, I'd like to subject Russia to a total economic embargo, and I'm sure many others favour this. (Before making war ourselves, we should make sure that the alternatives have been exhausted.) But don't count on it, considering that so many of the Big People would face lower profits.  


I fear that Vladimir Putin understands Western capitalism all too well.  He must have been watching 42 years ago when Moscow invaded Afghanistan and President Carter responded by stopping grain sales to Moscow. But Reagan, that wicked opportunist, opposed the embargo because it would hurt American farmers, and quickly ended it after replacing Carter. (The truth is that they weren't hurt that badly:  US grain exports actually increased that year, and decreased the following year after the trade was restored.)


It's doing nobody any favour to deny that NATO bears indirect responsibility for this mess.  It goes back three decades to when Clinton reneged on Bush Sr.'s promise and started expanding NATO eastward.  What I think Washington should have done was to encourage the former Warsaw Pact satellites to form their own defence group, then gradually increase NATO's ties to it.  Similar end, more politic means.  


But of course, once again that old mindset is prevailing: "If you aren't with us, you're with the Bad Guys!" That weaselly tyrant Keir Starmer forced a dozen Labour MPs to repudiate their signature of a Stop the War statement on the simplistic grounds that it put equal blame on NATO.  And it's "letting the side down" to point out that Washington has been enabling similar aggression in places like Yemen and the West Bank... 


We saw this after 9/11, of course. Progressives who pointed out that Washington's inept Middle East policies were a significant factor in the disaster were accused of "blaming the victim" and "rationalizing" Al-Qaeda terrorism.  Well, the American government may not have been guilty of imperialistic hegemony in the Middle East before 9/11 (or may have, for the sake of argument); but they clearly became guilty of it afterward!


I've been watching more of that realistic, exciting Sharpe series about the Peninsular War on Britbox on Sunday afternoons. (I could watch it any time of the week, of course, but I just got into the habit of watching it then.) I noticed that it was filmed in the Ukraine...


Gotta admire those Russians brave enough to speak out against Putin's war! (I recall that few Russians were pleased when Moscow invaded Czechoslovakia in 1968.)