Can we all just pretend the following things don't exist? Part II

Dr. Laura
Visible navels
Rock Against Drugs
FRIENDS reruns
Family values
College athletics
The war on pornography
Body art
Back to School clothes
The swimsuit issue of SPORTS ILLUSTRATED
Any issue of SPORTS ILLUSTRATED
Rahm Emmanuel
Cheerleaders
"They hate freedom!"
Stiletto heels
The McCain-Lieberman partnership
Any show where young people establish that they're "cool" by smoking (ie TITANIC)
Communitarian values
Victoria's Secret
THE NEW REPUBLIC
The halftime show at the Super Bowl
The rest of the Super Bowl
Slylock Fox
Piercing
The war on divorce
THE WALTONS reruns
Mass balloon releases
Security Moms
Rock ballads
The war on "the war on Christmas"